Todd (Talking for his fish): Shit man, why you gotta be tripping? I was taking a nap
Gary: Is he a black fish?
Me: Why does he have to be black? He just has an urban affected speech pattern.
(few minutes later)
Todd: I feel bad now, I took the fish out of his happy corner.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
@work
Yezith [6:56 PM]:
here's your phrase for the day...
quieres ser mi novio
ask gary
Douglas [7:01 PM]:
Quieres dormir conmigo?
Gary [7:02 PM]:
No
Douglas [7:02 PM]:
Gracias a dios!
Eugene [7:02 PM]:
No one does, Doug. No one.
Douglas [7:02 PM]:
Todds Mom does
here's your phrase for the day...
quieres ser mi novio
ask gary
Douglas [7:01 PM]:
Quieres dormir conmigo?
Gary [7:02 PM]:
No
Douglas [7:02 PM]:
Gracias a dios!
Eugene [7:02 PM]:
No one does, Doug. No one.
Douglas [7:02 PM]:
Todds Mom does
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
@home
Ethan: "Pat, have you ever hooked up with someone in a port-a-potty?"
Me: "No"
Ethan: "Clearly you've never been to Preakness."
Me: "No"
Ethan: "Clearly you've never been to Preakness."
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Thursday, June 11, 2009
@ a Nine Inch Nails / Janes Addiction Concert
Pseudo Goth Girl: So I had on this really hot pink and black bustiere, and we went out.
Drunk Friend: Right?
Pseudo Goth Girl: And I brought it out again a little bit later. And we had sex. And he calls me all the time, but I don't remember any of it.
Drunk Friend: Right?
Pseudo Goth Girl: And I brought it out again a little bit later. And we had sex. And he calls me all the time, but I don't remember any of it.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Your mom jokes gone too far @work
Todd: "...I have to inject her so she can sleep through the bleeding."
CJ: "I don't even want to know what you are talking about"
CJ: "I don't even want to know what you are talking about"
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
@Work
Paul: "Did you get that IM I sent you?"
Me: "No."
(two minutes later)
IM from Paul: "Look behind you."
(I look behind me just in time to catch a Nerf dart with my face)
Me: "Who did you send the original message to?"
Paul: "Oh, some women down stairs."
CJ: "Great Paul, now she probably thinks you are stalking her."
Paul: "Probably."
Me: "No."
(two minutes later)
IM from Paul: "Look behind you."
(I look behind me just in time to catch a Nerf dart with my face)
Me: "Who did you send the original message to?"
Paul: "Oh, some women down stairs."
CJ: "Great Paul, now she probably thinks you are stalking her."
Paul: "Probably."
@Work
Doug:
"The Google Earth van just drove by. I flicked it off!" (Followed by a visual demonstration.)
(a couple of minutes later)
"I swear there was this little van driving by with all these cameras and a GPS thing on top. I was like what the... GOOGLE" (visual aid again)
"The Google Earth van just drove by. I flicked it off!" (Followed by a visual demonstration.)
(a couple of minutes later)
"I swear there was this little van driving by with all these cameras and a GPS thing on top. I was like what the... GOOGLE" (visual aid again)
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