@Work

Paul: "Did you get that IM I sent you?"
Me: "No."
(two minutes later)
IM from Paul: "Look behind you."
(I look behind me just in time to catch a Nerf dart with my face)
Me: "Who did you send the original message to?"
Paul: "Oh, some women down stairs."
CJ: "Great Paul, now she probably thinks you are stalking her."
Paul: "Probably."