@work

My Boss: No calls? Come on, start! Start killing each other!

Update

I forgot about this page. Time to start updating again.

@ a Nine Inch Nails / Janes Addiction Concert

Pseudo Goth Girl: So I had on this really hot pink and black bustiere, and we went out.

Drunk Friend: Right?

Pseudo Goth Girl: And I brought it out again a little bit later. And we had sex. And he calls me all the time, but I don't remember any of it.

@Work

Doobie: I hate people who follow instructions. They never give me enough food.

@ Work

Borky: "What the fuck? I can't copy this blue shit?"