@work

Todd [7:30 PM]:
booooooooooooob war
5 men enter
1 man leave
(4 die of massive coronaries)

@work

Yezith [6:56 PM]:
here's your phrase for the day...
quieres ser mi novio
ask gary
Douglas [7:01 PM]:
Quieres dormir conmigo?
Gary [7:02 PM]:
No
Douglas [7:02 PM]:
Gracias a dios!
Eugene [7:02 PM]:
No one does, Doug. No one.
Douglas [7:02 PM]:
Todds Mom does